So I am beginning to think I live in a dumb neighborhood. An area where all the dumb people were rounded up and tossed in. Which begs the question am I dumb? Did I get put in here by accident? Is this hell?
I spend all day at home and nothing happens. I go out for the day and all hell breaks loose. My roommates who witnessed the event couldn't wait for me to get home.
"I am high and drunk right now" One roommate said.
"Why?" I replied.
"Because of what happened...."
"What happened?" I asked.
(Insert Wayne's World flash back noise)
A, B, and C. These are the three houses that are part of this drama. I live in the house B.
Backstory:
In house A (actually an apartment) lives a man with the senses of Superman. He can hear a fly gang banging on the top of the Hollywood sign. He has complained about roommates slamming a gate that is between houses B and C.
In house A lives a dumb person...not me.
In house C like a mexican man who looks like he shouldn't be messed with. He plays his music loud in the middle of the day. He seems like a cool guy and tends to get high with the roommates. Now he tends to play a lot of mexican music. My land lady doesn't like this music and went to him a few months ago to turn his music down. Here is how the exchange went.
Landlady: "Turn down your shitty mexican music."
C's only response was to turn it up. This pissed off the Land Lady who threatened to sue him because of his music. I am not sure how far that case would go but then again we live in a country where someone sued a company because the coffee was hot.
Now here are the events of yesterday.
Super hearing "A" heard the music from "C" and thought it was coming from "B". He comes over to our property and begins cussing the Land Lady out over the music. Instead of either one of them figuring out the music was coming from "C" they proceeded to get into a big argument about the music. Finally the two decide to confront "C" about the loud music.
"I suggest you both leave me alone before you have a problem you don't want to have." He told them.
"A" took the hint and quickly got the frak back in his apartment. My Land Lady couldn't catch a hint if someone written it in the sky. She continued to yell at this man who at the time was listening to 2Pac and smoking weed.
"I am gonna call the cops." She said.
"I don't give a fuck. I told you to leave me alone about my music. I didn't say anything when you guys were partying the other night and had the music up." he replied. One of the roommates was leaving and we had a party and played loud music until 6am. The Land Lady tried to come out and party too when the roommate on music played some Metallica. We quickly shifted back to hip hop after seeing her try to dance.
Anyway back to the story. The Land Lady finally went back into her house and shut up. So at what time do you think this all went down? Was it 2am? Was it Midnight?
Nope it was 3pm. The middle of the fricken afternoon. I got home from a photo shoot around 7pm and the music was still going. It stopped an hour later.
