WTF Did I Just Watch?

There comes a time in human history that a person is confronted with the biggest evidence of stupidity that bottles the mind. Yes, bottles. You've seen something so incredible your mind bottles it up (thank you Blades of Glory). I hesitate to tell you because you will not believe me. Even after I show you the pictures your brain will not allow you to process it. One percent of the people reading this will lose their mind. I apologize for that. I need the readers and would never purposefully hurt anyone of you.

For the past few days Los Angeles took a break from the oppressive heat and decided to take one for the team and let it rain. Temperatures went from 200 degrees in the shade to a manageable 77 degrees. Today was an especially rainy day.
And that is why my Land Lady thought it would be the perfect time.....TO WASH THE !@#$%^ING CEMENT!!!!!
Because God, Allah, Zeus or Rainbow Brite wasn't doing the job fast enough for her. At first I didn't realize what was going on thinking the rushing water I heard was rain. NO!. It's her with the hose washing the pavement.
Yes I can see you chuckling, laughing to yourself and shaking your head...."There is no way someone would do that." You say.
My response: "Exactly." This sh!t is so bat sh!t crazy that I am sure any moment now I will start typing gibberish dcfdvyiwduh[o'bdedaPKWDN3IW8HD]Qpwdjoalwmd,sdc, v !!!!!!!


This is her using the broom to scrub the backyard...and yes thats the same broom she uses to sweep the house.

In her hand is a container of Comet. She pours it on the ground and scrubs it with the broom.

Cleaning in the rain.....